Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in the infamous mister kristofer's LiveJournal:

Saturday, August 18th, 2001
2:27 am	reggie got shot... well, it's been a very long time since i've written in my journal. it lost its appeal hardcore. so much has gone on in the last couple of months, not much worth mentioning though. right now i'm chillin at the hartwell household which i haven't done in forever. i finally pulled myself off the rocks at the bottom and begin to ascend back up to my neglected domain. anywayz, tied up loose ends or left baggage behind, however you look at it, i can start getting drunk for the right reasons again. yay!!! i met this girl Jen who got me as a birthday present. she jumped my shit in a drunken stupor. instead of 'going with the flow' like i had been, i decided to take almost an intellectual approach with out the callous undertones. as cheesy as it may sound, by establishing an understanding of respect and honesty, a potentially one night incident (all good scenario just not my trip) became an interaction terminal with progress. probably the best reason in a long time to become a better person. damn straight i'm still a cynic and most likely hate you. yeah, you reading this. fuck you and the whore you rode in on. long live reggie. -elroy wonder ball- (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 1st, 2001
1:21 am	for some reason i've been getting very fucking irritable when i drink. i guess i'm sick of the same old drama.......... Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Monday, April 23rd, 2001
1:52 am	brelalhrubk!!! i'm way too drunk to be touching this expensive equipment. but i don't give a fuckity fuck fuck. i finished off most of my room today. i told all ya'll fuckers i'd be drunk off my ass right now. i have an insane amount of paper that has accumilated over the past 19 years. instead of just seperating it into labeled folders, i've decided to make a corrinne box (the majority of the paper being to or from such). this sux. this is something that was suppose to happen over a year ago (tanget: brian just gave me turkey) when we broke up. instead i just got rid of my waterbed (which had good milage, i might add) and abandoned the room. this may sound like whining or bitching but it's just surfacing memories of an exquisite era ended too soon but for the better. on a lighter note, i'm not wearing any underpants and that makes me happy. I HATE GIRLS!!! actually everyone but GIRLS MOST OF ALL!!! I'D GIVE THEM UP ALL TOGETHER IF MY ARM WOULD STOP GETTING SO TIRED. anyway, enuf talk, time to drink more till i decide whether or not to drive home.....it doesn't seem likely. later all. much love... ~drunk master flex~ Current Mood: drunk Current Music: "drunk driving" sublime (4 Comments |Comment on this)
1:33 am	brelalhrubk!!! i'm way too drunk to be touching this expensive equipment. but i don't give a fuckity fuck fuck. i finished off most of my room today. i told all ya'll fuckers i'd be drunk off my ass right now. i have an insane amount of paper that has accumilated over the past 19 years. instead of just seperating it into labeled folders, i've decided to make a corrinne box (the majority of the paper being to or from such). this sux. this is something that was suppose to happen over a year ago (tanget: brian just gave me turkey) when we broke up. instead i just got rid of my waterbed (which had good milage, i might add) and abandoned the room. this may sound like whining or bitching but it's just surfacing memories of an exquisite era ended too soon but for the better. on a lighter note, i'm not wearing any underpants and that makes me happy. I HATE GIRLS!!! actually everyone but GIRLS MOST OF ALL!!! I'D GIVE THEM UP ALL TOGETHER IF MY ARM WOULD STOP GETTING SO TIRED. anyway, enuf talk, time to drink more till i decide whether or not to drive home.....it doesn't seem likely. later all. much love... ~drunk master flex~ Current Mood: drunk Current Music: "drunk driving" sublime (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 21st, 2001
11:36 pm	so, i've been reading 'hannibal' and i must say it kicks some serious ass. i can't stop thinking about the imagery in florence. i want to live in italy soooo bad but i want someone to come with me. brian went to new jersey this weekend so i can't post a pic of my dreads. corrinne, i think you'll like it but i know you're gonna give me so much shit. my hair may have been greasy before but now i've been soaking it in palmade ( the stuff the 'greasers' used to get thier name in the 50's). but, yeah. tomorrow i get to go to my dad's and clean out more of my room. i'm going to be emotionally drained again but it needs to get done. it should be alright after i get drunk off my ass. this guy, word, who kicks ass i might add, just moved back to la. i thought he had left a long time ago when sam moved to florida. he called the night before he left and i didn't get a chance to chill with him. i'm gonna try and get out there this summer. i hope everything's cool with the radford crew (c-dawg, christine, melissa, clint, mike, and the rest of the apartment). see ya when i see ya. -the flex master of sirk- Current Mood: straight chillin Current Music: "bob" outkast (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 19th, 2001
2:55 pm	i'm burnt. last night i was dared to drink a cup of nasty bong water for $15. i needed the money so i did it and it fucked me up! the fact that i had been drinking all day didn't help. i don't know how i feel about this journal stuff yet. people need to write in thier journals more, dammit! -the infamous mister kristofer- Current Mood: hungry Current Music: tool "sober" (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 17th, 2001
6:10 pm	blah! i am sooo strung-out. i don't know how i used to last four or five days of tweaking. but at least my hair looks cool as shit. today was mentally draining. i had to clean out the room i lived in my whole life (excluding the last year). i came across some of the weirdest stuff. did i mention that i'm a pack rat. there were little pieces of plastic and such that at first i thought were just trash but on closer inspection, teeth marks proved that each one was a monumental chew toy for the many wonderful trips and rolls. the hardest part was that the majority of the memorabilia was from the chaotic beauty that kept my bed warm and a smile on my face. frothy beverage, if you want the rest of the sour patch kids, you can have them. :) Current Mood: drained Current Music: RHCP "road trippin" (1 Comment |Comment on this)
4:38 am	halo, random people, friends, and annoyances i didn't start this journal to be a part of the drama. i just happen to be up all night with too much free time. i just got dreads last night. they look phat as hell (courtesy of the resident angry little midget). as soon as b wakes up, i'll take a picture and post it for ya'll. anywayz, that's all for now. Current Mood: awake Current Music: rob sporatically strumming his guitar (1 Comment |Comment on this)